Face TimeI’m starting to shut down. Today started to slide into “last straw” territory. As I walked alone through the hospital halls, wearing a heavy school backpack and smelling of chain-smoked cigarettes, I realized what a rock and a hard place I live between. After a long day of classes, homework, and meeting with professors to [...]
I probably shouldn’t have skipped my afternoon class in order to come home and get high… but I kind of had to. As I was busy leaving 20 minutes late for my dreaded Research Methods Lab, my father informed me that my mom had called him in tears. Mumble mumble, something about cancer spreading to [...]
Yesterday, the University was having an arts festival, of sorts. There were free tarot readings, uninspired novelty T-shirts, and a performance by Peter Wolf Crier. The night before I had wept on the phone to Nick about the lack of joy in my current day-to-day routine. He explained the importance of a carrot for my [...]
I know, I know, Nick and Brad have been plugging my blog. And I should be taking this opportunity to pontificate publicly. But as this week’s podcast suggests: I’M A WRECK. BUSY AS FUCK. Gimme a week or two. If you wait patiently, I might put my mouth on your penis.
I <3 ADDERALL! I am operating under the assumption that no one who reads this blog knows my true identity (ha), and that there are no legal ramifications in admitting such a thing in this forum. All I’ve really had to comfort me this weekend is my dark sense of humor, and it’s been working [...]
Friday night, I found myself sending the text “I think your girlfriend is here” to two different guys I’ve had sex with. And both times I was correct. In two different places. That story doesn’t go anywhere, but I think it’s a fun anecdote. Of note is that they were both single when I fucked [...]
It only took me all summer to get the fuck out of the house on a nice day. Theoretically, it also took all summer before the unbearable heat and/or rain subsided, but I’m sort of out of days to piddle away in depression. I think the last straw was last night, when I found myself [...]
Last night I spoke with Nick for at least an hour about whether or not he would remain my best friend if I posted an ad on craigslist to become a “Sugar Baby.” Allow me to explain. I apply for jobs all damn day. I joke about not applying for jobs, but I actually apply [...]
I just discovered the Paid Adult Gigs section of craigslist, and it’s causing me to question my boundaries. That is all.
